Money's gonna be a bit tight, but I can struggle something through. Not on the scale of the Prison Release party, but something small.
What should I do to celebrate my birthday?
Get a hotel room with a hot tub
5(7.2%)
hookers and blow
2(2.9%)
visit to a "massage parlor"
4(5.8%)
online sex chat with "hot 14-year-old girl"
1(1.4%)
small party with friends at the Big Broken Box™
8(11.6%)
nothing
1(1.4%)
stay home and get really drunk
1(1.4%)
HALO LAN party
3(4.3%)
drive to des moines and visit a strip club
2(2.9%)
visit a peep show booth at Sex World
3(4.3%)
be the star attraction in a peep show booth at Sex World
4(5.8%)
something naked
4(5.8%)
smoke some reefer
4(5.8%)
something involving college girls and spanking
5(7.2%)
stay home and watch DVDs by myself
1(1.4%)
I don't care, stop bothering me
1(1.4%)
a BYOB potluck
9(13.0%)
costume party
5(7.2%)
pajama party
1(1.4%)
Naked Brunch!
3(4.3%)
hah! You won't be done with the porch by then, keep the weekend to finish it up.
1(1.4%)
save your money and have a party some other weekend when you can blow it out, baby!
1(1.4%)
No, do this instead: