Money's gonna be a bit tight, but I can struggle something through. Not on the scale of the Prison Release party, but something small.
What should I do to celebrate my birthday?
Get a hotel room with a hot tub
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hookers and blow
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visit to a "massage parlor"
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online sex chat with "hot 14-year-old girl"
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small party with friends at the Big Broken Box™
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nothing
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stay home and get really drunk
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HALO LAN party
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drive to des moines and visit a strip club
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visit a peep show booth at Sex World
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be the star attraction in a peep show booth at Sex World
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something naked
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smoke some reefer
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something involving college girls and spanking
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stay home and watch DVDs by myself
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I don't care, stop bothering me
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a BYOB potluck
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costume party
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pajama party
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Naked Brunch!
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hah! You won't be done with the porch by then, keep the weekend to finish it up.
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save your money and have a party some other weekend when you can blow it out, baby!
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No, do this instead: