Tom Ramcigam (magicmarmot) wrote,
Tom Ramcigam
magicmarmot

Ganked from mle292

List the 5 most effective things to bribe magicmarmot with (other than lots of money).

Okay, obviously this is gonna depend on what it is you're trying to bribe be into doing.


1.) Really good sex.
Oh, come on, like you didn't know that was coming. Of course, what I consider "really good" sex is open for negotiation, but yeah.

2.) Massages.
Yeah, okay, I really like a good massage. And very often I can use one. And if there is combining with #1 above, all the better.

3.) Helping out with my projects.
This is a really good way of getting me to help you with your projects.

4.) Good drugs.
If you don't know what I consider "good" drugs, then this one probably isn't for you.

5.) Personal growth.
There are times that I will do things because I get the opportunity to increase my personal experience in something. This is most often movie-related, or perhaps a show of some sort. Sometimes it's design stuff.
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