confusedFAIRY TALE
nce upon a time there has a young WRITER named TOM. He was NOTORIOUSLY SCREWING in the LOOSE forest when he met COLLAPSIBLE ROSCOE, a run-away MUDSLINGER from the FARTY Queen LUCINDA.
TOM could see that COLLAPSIBLE ROSCOE was hungry so he reached into his TUB and give him his PORTABLE WATERMELON. COLLAPSIBLE ROSCOE was thankful for TOM's WATERMELON, so he told TOM a very REDUNDANT story about Queen LUCINDA's daughter SHARI. How her mother, the FARTY Queen LUCINDA, kept her locked away in a VILLAGE protected by a gigantic OCELOT, because SHARI was so RANCID.
TOM LED. He vowed to COLLAPSIBLE ROSCOE the MUDSLINGER that he would save the RANCID SHARI. He would RUN the OCELOT, and take SHARI far away from her eveil mother, the FARTY Queen LUCINDA, and FUCK her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a DEPLETED THUNDER and COLLAPSIBLE ROSCOE the MUDSLINGER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic OCELOT from his story. FARTY Queen LUCINDA BLED out from behind a SPOON and struck TOM dead. In the far off VILLAGE you could hear a MOO.
THE END.