Constructive, giving, and loyal, with a healthy dash of tough love -- you are The Rock. Your friends smell what you're cooking, and it's fucking delicious. You listen to them, you carefully weigh what they tell you, you offer honest, blunt, constructive advice to make any situation better, you help them when called upon, and you'd stick with them through rain, sleet, snow, or the apocalypse.

The only problem here is that you may get a little smug sometimes, and some people just won't like you. They'll feel like you're judging them. But it's mostly balanced when you smile that inscrutable smile and ask, "Can I help?" And then -- here's the really good part -- you usually do help. Even if your friends don't always like the medicine, it usually works, and you'll be there hugging them when the fighting's all over.

That's why they love you. Keep on rocking, and avoid the urge to judge.

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