1. You must answer honestly
3. There is no rule #3
On what date do you usually do the deed?
Have you ever fooled around with a person of your own gender?
I smooched montecristobo once, does that count?
Should you ever give a relationship a second chance?
Under some circumstances, sure.
Have you ever fooled around with a co-worker?
Not intentionally. Oh, wait, there was that orgy with the strippers that one time, does that count?
Who ended your last relationship?
I did. At least in the official sense.
Would you ever have a relationship with someone 10 years or more older than you?
Eww, god no. Well, maybe if it was that granny chick from the Bowflex ad. Or Morgan Fairchild.
How long could you abstain from sex or masturbation?
At least three minutes. Probably more.
What's your opinion of PDA?
I'd rather have a laptop.
What's the first thing you check out on someone you're attracted to?
Her criminal history. Or her ass, whichever is closer.
What are their crimes?
Exhibitionism. And lewd sex acts in public.
How did you meet your (last) partner?
Playing chess with her half-brother. Then again in college.
What first attracts you to someone?
It depends on the one that I'm being attracted to. Hair, eyes, ass, thighs. Pheromones. Laugh. Brilliance.
What is your ideal seduction date?
I'm not entirely sure, but it probably involves strippers, being blindfolded, and chunky peanut butter.
Have you ever had a workplace romance?
Not in the way you mean.
What's your favorite thing about your (last) partner?
Laughing a lot.