Tom Ramcigam (magicmarmot) wrote,
Tom Ramcigam
magicmarmot

Never fall in love with your dental hygenist. If you piss her off, she knows how to cause you a world of pain.

Got my teeth cleaned yesterday, along with a full set of dental impressions. My hygenist has really pretty eyes, and I flirted with her as much as one can flirt with someone who has her hands inside your mouth. I get some cavities taken care of tonight, I think. Hopefully I will get the nitrous, and I can flirt more with pretty eyes under the guise of being altered.

And my realtor (Angie) called last night, and we chatted for almost an hour. I'm an incredibly charming individual at times.

Unfortunately the romaninan women's gymnastic team didn't show up to taunt me with their supple bodies, so I ended up going to bed early. Today I am bleary from the pollen monster that sits in my sinus cavities and poops in my head.

Bleah.
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