Tom Ramcigam (magicmarmot) wrote,
Tom Ramcigam

1. If your life were a movie, what would the title be?
Consolation. Or Infinite Monkeys.

2. What songs would be on the soundtrack?
A combination of Savage Aural Hotbed and orchestrated whalesong.

3. Would it be a live-action film or animated? Why?
Computer animated. Because you just couldn't capture this shit with a live-action camera.

4. Casting: who would play you, members of your family, friends, etc?
My voice would be played by Don LaFontaine (the movie trailer guy), because he's what I sound like in my head. Everyone else would be played by various character actors, as well as some farm animals. Except Kelvin. Kelvin would be a superhero who hides his secret identity from everyone.

5. Describe the movie preview/trailer.
A dark night-- the moon is full, and the camera is POV of a man running along a path in the woods. The music playing evokes that the subject is running for his life, being chased by something. He finds a small run-down shack in the woods, and he goes inside to hide.
Inside the shack, most of the walls have been torn away, leaving gaping holes. There is a closet in the back room with a crack in the door; the man runs and hides in the closet and peers out to watch for the thing that was chasing him.

The thing appears in the doorway: a humanoid figure, silhouetted in the moonlight. The man holds his breath, but the thing hears him, and rips the closet door off its hinges, grabs the man by the lapels, and pulls him up.

The thing is his father, and his father is angry. His father is yelling, but no sound is coming out, and his father is getting angrier and angrier, and the flesh on his face starts to peel off, exposing the skull underneath. As thedecaying flesh continues to slough off of his father's face, the man is being pulled closer and closer...

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