And in the latest poll, I am currently tied with pie, handily beating out Brad Pitt by a two-to-one margin. Considering that American Pie has had a series of successful movies having to do with pie sex, I can comfortably consider myself as sexy enough for sequels.

Of course, that would mean that I'd have to discount the naked and sexy Shannon Elizabeth as being the main source of sexiness in American Pie, and not the whole schwanz-in-the-pie-filling thing.


Speaking of sexy, Marisa Tomei wants me.