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WIth enemas like that, who needs friends?

Wednesday, February 2, 2005

Death by alcoholic enema
A woman in Lake Jackson, Texas was indicted on a charge of negligent homicide for allegedly killing her husband... with a sherry enema. Pumping him full of two large bottles of sherry caused his blood alcohol level to skyrocket to .47 percent.
Michael Warner, a 58-year-old machine shop owner, had a long history of alcoholism, but couldn't ingest alcohol because of medical problems with his throat, said Lake Jackson Police detective Robert Turner. The wine enema was a way he could become intoxicated without drinking alcohol, Turner said.

"It all started back when he was a child," Warner said. "His mother used to give him enemas all the time, and he started to depend on them all the time."

She said he paid $1,000 to study colonics at a school and corresponded with other enema users on the Internet. Not all of his enemas involved liquor, she said.

"He did coffee enemas, he did Castile soap, Ivory soap," she said. "He had enema recipes."

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molasses
Apr. 21st, 2006 05:25 pm (UTC)
oh dear.
magicmarmot
Apr. 21st, 2006 05:41 pm (UTC)
A little red wine vinegarette...
molasses
Apr. 21st, 2006 05:42 pm (UTC)
marmot.
jeez.





heee!
purplesquirrel
Apr. 21st, 2006 05:55 pm (UTC)
That puts a whole new spin on tossed salad.
magicmarmot
Apr. 21st, 2006 05:59 pm (UTC)
I'm trying to find some tie-in between Caesar salad, Caligula and radishes, and something with Greek dressing.
burnunit
Apr. 21st, 2006 07:50 pm (UTC)
I'm sure it makes a great marinade, too
magicmarmot
Apr. 21st, 2006 08:51 pm (UTC)
Dude! Great idea for a steakout!
inked2x
Apr. 21st, 2006 08:19 pm (UTC)
This will probably come as no suprise ... I used to work as a chemical dependency counselor/mental health therapist in Appalachia. Part of my rotation involved working in the detox center .... I saw a couple of OD's involving this method ... also it was popular with kids out there because you could get "drunk" and no one could smell the alcohol ... on your breath ... Nasty stuff ....
magicmarmot
Apr. 21st, 2006 08:51 pm (UTC)
I just have to think that vodka farts just aren't good at any time.
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