Interminably long quiz
[Name]
Rob
[Birthday]
April 28
[Zodiac sign]
Taurus
[Sex]
Desired.
LAST PERSON WHO...
[Slept in your bed]
Besides me, Barb.
[Saw you cry]
Barb.
[Made you cry]
Barb.
[Spent the night at your house]
Aside from Barb, Val.
[You shared a drink with]
Barb.
[You went to the movies with]
Barb. Sensing a theme here?
[You went to the mall with]
Barb. Unless you consider WAL*MART a mall.
[Yelled at you]
Barb.
[Sent you an email]
Barb.
[Said they were going to kill you]
Barb. Or Alicia's mom.
HAVE YOU EVER...
[Said "I love you" and meant it?]
I always mean it.
[Gotten into a fight with your doggy/walrus/bird/fish/etc.]
Fight? No.
[Been to New York?]
Yes.
[Been to Florida?]
No. But I should.
[California?]
Yes.
[Hawaii?]
No.
[Mexico?]
Yes.
[China?]
No. I've bought stuff made there though.
[Canada?]
Yes. Several times, eh?
[Danced nekkid?]
If you can call it dancing, yes.
[Dreamed something really crazy and then it happens the next day?]
Yes.
[Stalked someone?]
Back then we used to call it dating. Yes.
[Had a mud bath?]
Not intentionally.
[Wished you were a guy/girl?]
Probably. Who keeps track of these things?
[Had an imaginary friend?]
Oh, my, yes.
EITHER OR...
[Apples or bananas?]
Apples. Granny Smith. Bananas are good too.
[Red or blue?]
Blue.
[Backstreet Boys or N Sync?]
Ugh. N Sync. For me to poop on.
[WalMart or Target?]
Target. WAL*MART is evil.
[Santa or Rudoloph?]
Rudolph tastes better.
[Math or English?]
Math, unfortunately.
[High school or college?]
College. Beer and girls.
[What are you going to do after you finish this survey?]
Back to work.
[What was the last food you ate?]
Ramen.
[Are you bored?]
In a manner of speaking.
[How many buddies are on?]
On what?
[Last movie you saw?]
Finding Nemo.
[Last noise you heard?]
Todd talking.
ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS - WHO...
[Laughs the weirdest?]
Hmm... Windy snorks very well, but Kristianne is funnier.
[Will grow up and be a model?]
Orion.
[Going to have the most kids?]
Hmmm... Wee currently has three, I think that's the most so far.
[Have you known the longest?]
Aside from Barb, probably
cajones. [Is the loudest?]
Erm? Maybe
jmanna after a few beers. :)[Is the quietest?]
michaellee.[Do you have the most classes with?]
No class no mo.
[Is the weirdest?]
How am I supposed to answer that? ALL my friends are weird.
[Is the funniest?]
Real close to call, but probably
taucross. [Is the moodiest?]
eldogo.[Can you tell most of your secrets to?]
Barb.
[Do you usually go to about all of your problems?]
All of them? Nobody. Most of them, Barb.
THE LAST FEW QUESTIONS...
[Last time you went out of the state]
Winter. Wisconsin. For a film shoot.
[Lucky number]
311,625,400. Or 7.
[Things you like in a girl/guy?]
Sense of humor, passion, confidence, interest.
[Weirdest thing about you?]
My sense of humor. Or my ability to read minds. And yes.
[Do you have a crush on someone?]
Right now, no. I have in the past.
[Do they know?]
They did not. It would have been bad if they did.
[Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?]
Yes.
[What do you think of ouija boards?]
I have one. I think it's fun.
[What book are you reading now?]
Currently in between books. I'm unembooked.
[What's on your mouse pad?]
Ink. It's a loser mousepad from work.
[Favourite board game?]
Talisman. Or Rail Baron.
[Favourite magazine?]
Haunted Attraction, DV, Embedded Systems Journal
[Favourite sound?]
Dog sigh.
[Worst feeling in the world?]
Having just sat on the cat.
[What is the first thing you think when you wake in the morning?]
Depends on the dream I had the night before.
"Just... one... more... hour..."
[Do you like scary or exciting rollercoasters?]
Scary.
[How many rings before you answer?]
Less than five.
[Future daughter's name?]
Brunhilde.
[Future son's name?]
Wacker.
(I simply should not be allowed to name children.)
[Chocolate or vanilla?]
Chocolate, or really *good* vanilla.
[Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?]
Nope, a real one.
[If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be?]
Filmmaker. Or Margarita tester.
[What is your favourite snapple?]
Nipple.
[Are you a lefty, righty or ambidextrous?]
Right. I am not one of the evil horde.
[Do you type with your fingers on the right keys?]
Right and left.
[What's under your bed?]
Dog hair and other detritus.
[Favourite sport to watch]
Nude Jell-O wrestling.
[Did you have fun doing this]
More than you can possibly know.
FUTURE
[do you want to get married]
Um... maybe.
[if so, what age would you like to be married]
I already was once. I was in my mid-to-late 20s.
[who will you marry]
Probably Barb.
[what do you want to do when you grow up?]
I don't want to grow up.
[where will you live]
Probably Minnesota.
FAVORITES
[food]
Steak.
[movie]
The one I'm working on right now. :)
[tv show]
Simpsons?
[beverage]
Diet coke.
[alcoholic beverage]
Margaritas.
[subject]
Predicate.
[teacher]
Fate.
[radio station]
KQ morning show, 93X for working, Jason Lewis (1500KSTP) for getting pissed off.
[book]
Neuromancer. William Gibson.
[holiday]
Halloween.
[sport]
Beer Volleyball.
[fast food]
Wendy's chicken nuggets.
[color to wear]
Black.
[number]
(n+1).
[place to eat]
Restaurant? Timberlodge, Saigon Uptown, It's Greek to Me, Applebes.
Home: at the computer.
[ice cream flavor]
Probably chocolate. Crema has the best.
other questions
[do you drink]
Not so much anymore.
[do you smoke]
Not so much anymore.
[do you consider yourself attractive]
Yes. To mosquitos.
[do you consider yourself a nice girl/boy]
I'm always nice.
[do you have a cd burner]
Yes. Two. And a DVD-R burner.
the last
[thing you ate]
Ramen. Deja vu?
[thing you drank]
Diet coke.
[song you heard]
Britney Spears: "Penis Envy"
[show you watched]
South Park.
[thing you said]
"Whaaaat?"
[person you saw]
Todd (boss).
[person who called you]
Probably someone who wanted money.
[person you called]
Pharmacy prescription service.
[person you hugged]
Barb. Or Ginger.
[last car you rode in]
When I wasn't driving? Probably
jmanna's junkbot.