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I just got my driver's license.

I look stoned.
I have my last three driver's licenses, and one from my old Y ID.





I look stoned in every last one of them.
A couple previous to that? The one that I got when I moved back from Colorado in '84?
I don't look stoned in that one.

I was totally blitzed. I rode my bike down to the DMV to get my photo, grinning from ear to ear.

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being_isis
May. 5th, 2006 01:24 am (UTC)
in the first one, you kind of look like jesus.
magicmarmot
May. 5th, 2006 01:31 am (UTC)
On your knees, wench! Kneel before Zod!

Fat Stoned Jesus. That would be Buddha, wouldn't it?
being_isis
May. 5th, 2006 01:35 am (UTC)
I'm sorry, my mind went funny places at being commanded to kneel before I could really consider your question.
magicmarmot
May. 5th, 2006 01:40 am (UTC)
<blink>

<blink, blink>

Why, what funny places would those be?

<blink, blink>
being_isis
May. 5th, 2006 01:42 am (UTC)
well, not really funny ha ha.
magicmarmot
May. 5th, 2006 01:44 am (UTC)
Funny like marmelade that's been left out for a week?

Or funny like that little flippy thing your stomach does when the cop lights come on in your rear-view mirror?
being_isis
May. 5th, 2006 01:46 am (UTC)
I've never had cop lights come on in my rear-view mirror.


I could make a joke about being a good girl....but it just seems too easy.

also, I'm a bad liar.
ignusfaatus
May. 5th, 2006 03:25 am (UTC)
eeeeeep marmot
magicmarmot
May. 5th, 2006 04:43 am (UTC)
What? Peeeeee backwards?
fu_momma
May. 5th, 2006 05:21 am (UTC)
riiight...
I've seen you stoned.

That's not you stoned.

Oh wait. That's "I've seen you stoned" as in...'I was stoned when I saw you.'"

Not "I've seen you stoned" as in "You were stoned when I saw you".

Unless you were.

I which case, never mind.

magicmarmot
May. 5th, 2006 05:23 am (UTC)
Re: leffft...
I'm more marveling at how much older and fatter I look since four years ago.
fu_momma
May. 5th, 2006 05:28 am (UTC)
Re: leffft...
WEll.

There you go, ruining a perfectly good bit of humor.

I'm drunk, so I don't want to comment on your health issues right now.

I'm blunt enough when I'm sober.

But if it's any consolation...I dropped fifty pounds in about five months on the South Beach...and I cheated just a little (I felt like a bad, bad girl).

They say it's good for diabetics.
inked2x
May. 5th, 2006 12:16 pm (UTC)
I dunno ... for what my opinion is worth (i.e. not much) I think you look fine ... You should see my DL ... I look like a serial killer ...
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