I just got my driver's license.
I look stoned.
I have my last three driver's licenses, and one from my old Y ID.
I look stoned in every last one of them.
A couple previous to that? The one that I got when I moved back from Colorado in '84?
I don't look stoned in that one.
I was totally blitzed. I rode my bike down to the DMV to get my photo, grinning from ear to ear.
I look stoned.
I have my last three driver's licenses, and one from my old Y ID.
I look stoned in every last one of them.
A couple previous to that? The one that I got when I moved back from Colorado in '84?
I don't look stoned in that one.
I was totally blitzed. I rode my bike down to the DMV to get my photo, grinning from ear to ear.
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Fat Stoned Jesus. That would be Buddha, wouldn't it?
<blink, blink>
Why, what funny places would those be?
<blink, blink>
Or funny like that little flippy thing your stomach does when the cop lights come on in your rear-view mirror?
I could make a joke about being a good girl....but it just seems too easy.
also, I'm a bad liar.
That's not you stoned.
Oh wait. That's "I've seen you stoned" as in...'I was stoned when I saw you.'"
Not "I've seen you stoned" as in "You were stoned when I saw you".
Unless you were.
I which case, never mind.
There you go, ruining a perfectly good bit of humor.
I'm drunk, so I don't want to comment on your health issues right now.
I'm blunt enough when I'm sober.
But if it's any consolation...I dropped fifty pounds in about five months on the South Beach...and I cheated just a little (I felt like a bad, bad girl).
They say it's good for diabetics.