Didn't Family Guy do a bit where a pair of legs and a talking pelvis (i.e. the vagina) were doing stand-up? Peter, if I remember, called that the Vagina Monologues.

Yep.

BTW, what's with the avatar? Looks like a character from a MMORPG.

Tony

Reading this prompted me to think of it being done in claymation ... I think I need therapy ...

It's been done. We did it in Look Ma, No Pants! a few years ago, back when we were at the Acadia.

biscuitpig made the puppet. It was disturbing.