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Deed came in the mail today. Hoo.

Hot Realtor Babe came over to look at the house today, and Sadie promptly bit her in the ass. I am very angry with my little dog right now, trying to figure out what to do to stop that-- biting is NEVER okay, and HRB was really nice. She even brought prezzies for Sadie and the kitties.

However, she managed to shrug it off after a few minutes and took a tour of the Big Broken Box. Except for the bedroom that I locked Sadie in.

And it was good. Insofar as showing someone my house of ill temper-- it's sort of like showing the worst of me first thing. Great first impression-- had I only vomited on her shoes, I would have had the trifecta.

I really do need to find something nice to do for her though.

Today on the bike I hit 350 cal in 32.5 minutes. That's a tiny bit ahead of where I was when I was down in The Gulag. It's not much, but it makes me feel a bit better. I'm getting back in the swing.

Now up to go do more work on the movie.


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May. 11th, 2006 01:46 am (UTC)
I know it is not nice/socially appropriate/politically correct but I am ROFLMAO!!!

"Sadie bit her in the ass!"


I have to confess that as a non-hot babe I am always kind of amused when hot babes "take one for the team". Yeah, I'm petty but at least Sadie never bit me in the ass ...

On a serious note - sounds like your pooch is having esteem issues again .... I am sorry ... for the pooch ...

May. 11th, 2006 02:17 am (UTC)
And you wonder why you can't get a girl...
mebbe it's your attack dog!

She should be able to be trained/conditioned out of it...has she done that before?
May. 11th, 2006 03:01 am (UTC)
She's nipped before, but never a bite like that.
May. 11th, 2006 05:24 pm (UTC)
a *real* bite, hmmm?

you should get some advice from someone who knows how to train dogs.

I have sworn off dogs because of my ineptitude in that department.

I'm sure it can be fixed if you take the time and the right steps, though.
May. 11th, 2006 02:33 am (UTC)
I mean, about the biking...not about the ass biting.

Admit it, you're not mad that Sadie bit the realtor on the ass...you're just mad she beat you to it. :-)

The realator sounds like a good sport, though. Gotta respect a woman who can shrug off a dog bite in the ass (even if she IS hot, which earns her a couple of minuses in the chick-book)

WRT the movie: I can't wait to see the finished product. I wish I'd done a better job with my bit on-camera, though. I was awful.

May. 11th, 2006 03:14 am (UTC)
Re: Excellent
Well... she is rather pretty. And charming. And a nice ass, yes.


You were fine in the movie. and you will always get a laugh when you take a punch.

But the fights kick ass, thanks to you.
May. 11th, 2006 03:20 am (UTC)
Re: Excellent
Thanks. I learned a lot from this movie. Looking back, there were things I know now that I wish I knew then...but that's a trap. You don't learn without doing.

I was definatly learing as I went.

But I DO know my way around an ass-kicking...having been on all sides of more than a few of them. :-)

And the performers were extraordinary.
May. 11th, 2006 05:41 pm (UTC)
Re: Excellent
And I can always beat up a black belt... as long as she's waiting for the director to say "Cut".

May. 11th, 2006 05:58 pm (UTC)
Re: Excellent
I wrote a Haiku:

In soft winter light,
When stillness at last brings peace
The fool pokes the bear

That's something else that martial artists do.


I am evil hear me roar.
May. 12th, 2006 01:35 am (UTC)
Re: Excellent
Heh. ;-)
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