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May. 22nd, 2006

Just to clarify:

I do not have any bodies buried in my backyard.
I have never actually cooked and eaten any children.
I have never anally fisted a penguin.

Everything is fine. Y'all can move on.

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fu_momma
May. 23rd, 2006 04:26 am (UTC)
I had to ask...
After all, there's blowing off steam, and then there's blowing off steam.

Penguin fisting is absolutly unacceptable.

You understand.

P.S. She's taking the job, and she's going to find a way to be happy about it after she gets over the disappointing salary.
magicmarmot
May. 23rd, 2006 04:35 am (UTC)
Re: I had to ask...
You weren't the only one, and I doubt you will be the last.

I'm happy for her, but for the having to justify meager income even in advance of getting it.

And in a strange coincidence, my fist is amost exactly the same height as a can of diet Coke. Uncomfortable for pretty much any penguin, I would think.
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