Tom Ramcigam (magicmarmot) wrote,
Tom Ramcigam

My first question is why does my ass have to be firm and tight and yours does not?

Completely fair question.

Okay, now that the sexist pig remark is out of the way, lemme throw down for real.

While I do have a dedicated appreciation for a finely-crafted booty, it goes beyond the obvious lustful aestheic appreciation.

I've taken a pretty serious turn as of late to get back into shape. I'm certainly not at the workout level that I was at in the not-so-distant past (see The Gulag), but I am working my way there. And it is coming back: I hit 355 last night on the bike, which is slightly above regular gulag levels. I can see the difference in the shape of my legs already, and my belly has gotten smaller. I'm still not out of the Jabba-the-Hut stage by a long shot, but I can see the progress.

If I do decide to get more partnered up, I'm going to want to be spending some time doing active things, and not be tempted to sit my ass on the couch and eat chocolate donuts and cheesy poofs. Particularly in the winter when it's so damn easy to become sedate.

I'm going to be working out. I'd prefer to be doing that with someone that I like, not only because it's quality time together, but because it makes a workout less work and more out.

A finely crafted booty is something that does not come cheap, particularly when you're not in your 20's anymore. It takes some activity and perseverance and dedication. And that is something that I consider a good and admirable thing, particularly when I need that focus myself.

I do fully intend to have my own firm, tight ass. And I really don't expect that I'll be getting paired up with a BUSU that has a firm, tight ass until I'm able to open beer bottles with mine (which is a fun trick at parties, but tends to cut town on the beer consumption). And that's a long way off yet.

But don't tell anybody that. I have a reputation to uphold.


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