Tom Ramcigam (magicmarmot) wrote,
Tom Ramcigam

I recieve spam, though Yahoo! does a pretty damn good job of routing it into my bulk e-mail folder. Lately there has been a rash of stock spam for, which is something that I usually just shrug off; however today I opened one and found a lovely bit of near poetry:

There is always somebody worst of then yourself no matter how bad things seem
Home sweet home
Fish are no respectors of human boredom, so why go angling
Strangers are just friends you have not met yet
A bird can sing with a broken wing, but you cant pluck feathers off a frog.
No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
Penny wise, pound foolish
How long, ye simple ones, will ye love simplicity? and the scorners delight in their scorning, and fools hate knowledge?
Fall seven times, stand up eight
Any port in a storm
Practice makes perfect and Nobody's perfect.
Well Begun is Half Done
Money is the root of all evil
Without rice, even the cleverest housewife cannot cook
Love is blind.
Silence is golden
A good man is hard to find.
A leopard cannot change its spots.
Take your time and time will take you
Appearances are deceptive
A problem shared is a problem halved.
Penny wise, pound foolish
All beginning is difficult
The first million is the hardest
A little of what you fancy does you good.
Faith will move mountains
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
You get out of life what you put into it
A stitch in time saves nine .
Better to be lowly in spirit and among the oppressed than to share plunder with the proud
Silence is golden
You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar
A good conscience is the best divinity.
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
If you lie down with the dogs, you'll.. stink in the morning.
The sacrifice of the wicked is an abomination to the LORD: but the prayer of the upright is his delight.
A ruler who oppresses the poor is like a driving rain that leaves no crops.
Wherever you may be let your wind go free
A proverb is a true word.
You can have too much of a good thing
If you get it overnight, you can lose it just as quick
Past cure, past care
Finders keepers, losers weepers
It is possible to give without loving but it is impossible to love without giving
Forgive and forget
Necessity is the mother of invention.
Can a man take fire in his bosom, and his clothes not be burned?
Great minds think alike, simple minds cant think of anything different
Take heed of reconciled enemies and of meat twice boiled
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread
A fool and his money are soon parted.
A faithful friend is a medicine for life.
Everything must have a beginning

I am nigh amused by the overall message being pushed by someone wanting you to buy cheap stock.

And what the hell is that thing about rice?

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