Tom Ramcigam (magicmarmot) wrote,
Tom Ramcigam

Okay, this one was just too damn good today.

For many people, this is an extremely irritating influence, requiring great patience and forbearance as well as willingness to keep yourself in the background for a while. During this time you may feel lonely and cut off from others, as if you couldn't get through to them. At this time you can do work that requires great concentration of energy and meticulous care. If you have been working on a project of this sort, it may now approach completion or reach a critical culmination. Often other people's aggressive actions will have blocked your success, but also you may have not prepared adequately for the challenges that any personal initiative must face. Make sure not to strain your body unnecessarily now. Try to relax and avoid situations that produce needless tension.

According to a study done by sociologist Werner Habermehl at the Hamburg Medical Research Institute, sex makes you smarter. His test subjects showed greater skill at performing certain mental tasks after they made love. Habermehl attributes the results to the increased levels of adrenaline and cortisol that are released in the body. I encourage you to do some experiments of your own, Taurus. The coming weeks will be an excellent time for you to engage in all manner of experiences that might boost your intelligence, including (though not limited to) regular erotic adventures.

Bastard. "Regular erotic adventures". As opposed to the irregular erotic adventures I've been having?

In most areas of life, if you want to get better at something, you obtain more information. You study your subject. You research your topic. You gain experience of working with your material. The more you explore, the more you discover. The more you discover, the more you know. The more you know, the harder it is to be taken by surprise. And the dumber you feel when, inevitably, something unexpected does come along. Don't try to be an expert today, just try to be honest.

So for the next couple of weeks I'll feel like an idiot and I should have more sex. Perfect.

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