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1. My ex is... sometimes frightening.

2. I am listening to... a radio station in Kansas City.

3. Maybe I should... tell her I like her.

4. I love... passion and creativity expressed with talent.

5. My best friend... generally doesn't spontaneously combust.

6. I don't understand... corporate finance.

7. I lose... my car keys while I'm driving.

8. People say... things that they don't necessarily mean.

9. The meaning of my screen name is... boring.

10. Love is... like shards of broken glass covered in chocolate. On the outside everything looks fine and is sweet and wonderful, but as soon as you bite, it's crunchy and painful and may cause internal bleeding.

11. Somewhere, someone is... crying over me.

12. I will always... have Paris?

13. Forever seems... so long

14. I never want to... be anally probed by vociferous weasels that were trained by alien fundamentalists.

15. My mobile phone is... in my charger, sitting on my desk at home.

16. When I wake up in the morning... I'm on autopilot until I'm out the door.

17. I get annoyed when... I don't have enough regular erotic adventures.

18. Parties are... nice when they're small.

19. My fish is... in the freezer, waiting to be cooked.

20. Kisses are the worst when... you're not getting any.

21. Today I will... be going home soon.

22. Tonight I will... ride the bike and work on more movie stuff.

23. Tomorrow I will... probably do more of the same.

24. I really want... to be the fellatio coach for the Swedish Bikini Team.

Comments

magicmarmot
Jun. 21st, 2006 10:00 pm (UTC)
The military is pretty similar too.

And really, it may turn out that I'd actually like it-- I just think the chances are slim.
inked2x
Jun. 21st, 2006 10:20 pm (UTC)
I guess you never know until you try ... I am just a little leery of the sharp claws ... but that's just me ...

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