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Oh, this is fun.

You are in a cavernous maze of passages. You hear the sound of flexible women in the distance.
Propped up against the wall is the Sword of Teledildonics.

Across one wall is a faded fresco of haunted houses.
There is an altar to Azul Ros here.
You pray to Azul Ros. Nothing happens.

You find yourself in a narrow corridor. A wooden sign warns of the moose of death.

You are in an octagonal dining hall. Scrolls about animation have been pinned to the walls.

You are in a damp corridor. Bones are scattered in the shape of dog magic.
On the wall, a coat of arms shows independent filmmaking and cunnilingus.
Discarded in a corner is the Sword of Tarot.

You are in an echoing passage. Carvings in the rock wall illustrate independent films.
You suffer a momentary vision of great asses.

You are in a gothic-arched crypt. You hear the sound of little black dress in the distance.

You are walking through an abandoned throne room. There is a stone statue dedicated to scary shit.

Dlapoint the cockatrice guards the western exit (5HP).
You attack Dlapoint with your sword, and hit them for 4HP damage.
Dlapoint attacks you for 3HP damage. You turn to stone!



( 6 comments — Leave a comment )
Jun. 28th, 2006 04:57 am (UTC)
"dog magic"?
"moose of death"?

An altar to azul_ros?!!

Whoa man!! What is a Dlapoint? And do I dare ask what a "cockatrice" is??!!! o.O

My turn!! :P
Jun. 28th, 2006 12:39 pm (UTC)
Well, duh.
Only an idiot would fuck with Dlapoint.

I say that, and I know Kung Fu.

Jun. 28th, 2006 01:30 pm (UTC)

I escaped from the Dungeon of Magicmarmot!

I killed Cleo the dragon, Fayde the kobold, Mle292 the rat, Eldogo the dragon, Weasel King the leprechaun, Yiddle the rat and Dlapoint the cockatrice.

I looted the Axe of Qob, the Sceptre of Burnunit, the Sword of Teledildonics, the Axe of Alisgray, the Sword of Redbird23, the Amulet of Cajones, the Axe of Ez2beve, the Armour of Paperhands, a Figurine of Jmanna, the Sword of Missstage, the Sceptre of Danae, the Wand of Cunnilingus, the Sword of Tarot, a Figurine of Pandorasfox and 205 gold pieces.

Score: 380

Explore the Dungeon of Magicmarmot and try to beat this score,
or enter your username to generate and explore your own dungeon...
Jun. 28th, 2006 04:04 pm (UTC)
oh no... i've been kilt!

...and I've lost my amulet...
Jun. 28th, 2006 04:26 pm (UTC)
Re: oh no... i've been kilt!
The Wand of Cunnilingus is just so wrong.
Jun. 28th, 2006 04:28 pm (UTC)
Re: oh no... i've been kilt!
I'm picturing it now... ow ow ow!!!
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