You will attain ultimate glory in ...

Paranoia - you always get your man... or the man I should say
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What? That doen't even make sense.

You will attain ultimate glory in ...

Beans for Dinner - not usually considered a sport but you pride yourself on farting first
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That's a little better, but still not quite it.

You will attain ultimate glory in ...

Spin the bottle - somehow you have mastered your spinning technique to always get the hottest babe in the room
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That's more like it.