I went to Roly Poly Sandwiches today for lunch. Had a Barbeque Jalapeno Beef rollup and chili.
1.) With a name like Barbeque Jalapeno Beef, you would expect something like a BBQ sauce flavor, with jalapeno peppers. Turns out it was more like a slice of roast beef with something like a ranch dressing and red bell peppers, and the jalapenos had almost no flavor at all.
2.) The chili sucked, and tasted like old mushrooms.
3.) Now I just feel sick.
Shoulda done Subway.