Hell is for Children

Geeks
Circle I Limbo

The New York Yankees, Libertarians
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Trixies, Goths
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

PETA Members, NAMBLA Members
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Militant Vegans, Oakland Raider Fans, Greens, Democrats
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Bill Clinton, Hipsters, Scientologists, DMV Employees, Riceboys
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Rednecks, Objectivists, Gray Davis, Bill Gates, The Pope, George Bush
Circle VII Burning Sands

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies, General asshats
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Creationists, Republicans, Qusay Hussein, Uday Hussein, Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell