I have no idea who sent me this... someone called "Luv Kitten". I'm guessing it's either a joke, or I ended up on somebody's list that I really wish I wasn't on.
So very much not on my list of things to purchase. Really.
I need to make some cash real quick so I am selling video clips of me taking a shit on a plate. You get to see and hear everything – including me telling you to eat it!
There was more, but the point is made.
I think I'm gonna go shower now. Can't get clean...