x. Location: Minneapolis, currently Owatonna
x. Natural Hair Color: Brown
x. Present Hair color: Grey
x. Eye color: Green
x. Religion: none of the above
x. Sexual Preference: often (straight)
x. Bra size/Penis size: Penis size? Normal, I guess. Never really compared.
x. Does anyone have a crush on you? Not that I know of.
x. What turns you on (physically)? Hair, eyes, ass
x. What turns you off (physically)? the results of gravity
x. Which of your friends do you find attractive? What, like I'm gonna give you a list?
x. Which of your friends do you find least attractive? Gretel the box-faced girl.
x. Have you ever watched porn? Watched? sure.
x. Did you enjoy it? Enjoyed? sure.
x. Do you fuck or make love? Either one will do, thanks.
x. Have you ever had sex with a girl? Yes. And women.
x. Have you ever had sex with a boy? Nope. NAMBLA I ain't.
x. Have you ever kissed a girl? Yep.
x. Have you ever kissed a boy? Yes, and there's video to prove it.
x. Have you ever gone down on someone? Why yes, thank you for asking.
x. Has anyone gone down on you? I do believe so, yes.
x. Have you ever used any sex toys? Like an anitomically-correct rubber duck? Yes.
x. Do you masturbate? Does the word "duh" mean anything to you?
x. Do you like animals, dead things, children or anything else unacceptable in that way? I should say yes, just to be intriguing.
x. Are you sexually shy? Yes.
x. How many sexual partners have you had? At one time, or total? I'd say total is somewhere between six and ten.
x. Do you have any sexual tips you'd like to share? Chocolate syrup is not a good thing when it gets into *certain places*.
x. Would you ever make out with someone outside your race/religion? uh, sure.
x. Would you ever make out with someone who is really fat/really thin? Prolly.
x. Would you ever make out with someone who has bad hygiene? Hmm... oral hygiene, probably not. A little B.O. might be okay in france. But clean fun is good fun.
x. When was your last perverted dream? Uh, doogie... maybe last week.
x. What/who was it about? I think it was either about a girl I had just met or about fairies. Or mushrooms.
x. Where is the weirdest place you've ever had sex? Weirdest? Maybe on a rubber raft.
x. Have you done it in public? Yes.
x. Are you comfortable being naked around people? Probably more than I should be. NOTICE THE ASS!
x. What gives you goosebumps? Running over geese in my car. Jumping in the hot tub for the first time. Light kisses on the back of my neck. Gentle caresses.
x. Would you kiss someone you don't love? Yep.
x. Would you have sex with someone you don't love? Yep.
x. Do you believe in sex before marriage? What, like if I don't believe in it, it doesn't exist?
x. Have you ever been in love? Yep.
x. Do you want to get married? I think so. Done it once already.
x. What is the time? A little after 3:00.
x. How long did this take you: I dunno. ten minutes?
x. Did you enjoy this? Kinda, sure. It made me think. Especially about the goosebumps part.
x. Are you a pervert? In some circles I would be considered such, but I don't think so.
x. What did you do most during this survey? Type. And shirk.