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3 Wisconsin Men Tried To Steal Corpse

<Warning: High squick factor ahead.>

Police said that Radke was then asked by Grunke to assist in digging up the gravesite, that Nick wanted to remove the body and bring it to a location behind his house, and that they stopped at a Wal-Mart in Dodgeville, Wis. to buy condoms for Nick to use while having sex with the corpse.


At least they were planning to use condoms. Safety first and all that.

"Dude, lookit this."

"Hey, she's hot."

"Whoa, we should dig her up."

"Yeah, we're never gonna get a chance with chicks that hot in real life."

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azul_ros
Sep. 9th, 2006 08:49 pm (UTC)
Ick. Brings that movie Necromantix to life all over again. *pun intended*

I like the new LJ layout/style. I should play around & see what I can do with mine. :)

Sidenote: I need to make a new icon of my zombie fleshed self!
magicmarmot
Sep. 9th, 2006 08:51 pm (UTC)
Zombie yum!

Side note-- I haven't seen enough pictures of you lately. Nyah.
mle292
Sep. 10th, 2006 02:44 am (UTC)
GAAAAAH! That's horrible!

Don't ever put up stories about people shopping at Wal-Mart again!
sageincave
Sep. 11th, 2006 02:43 am (UTC)
yep, I imagined this same conversation.

I just hope they were drunk or high when they came up with the idea.
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