Tom Ramcigam (magicmarmot) wrote,
Tom Ramcigam
magicmarmot

Penis!

Never-seen Have you ever dreamt to have a very hard penis during all process?
You crave to shoot like a film star…
Come in here: [deleted]
Every man wants it
Show your girl a huge explosion as I used to do
Let’s make our ejaculation like steel
Enjoy multi-orgasms using this powerful thing
An apple a day keeps the doctor at bay

Hey baby, wanna come see a huge explosion? Here, have this apple first.

"...as I used to do..." until I blew my girlfriend up with an errant stick of dynamite.

Survey has shown that 76% of women, think there mans penis is to small.

Too small for what exactly? Coring apples? Teaching grammar?

Okay, survey:

On the penis in your life:

too small
0(0.0%)
just fine thanks
1(20.0%)
too big
0(0.0%)
dwarfs many trees
0(0.0%)
uses batteries
0(0.0%)
looks really weird wearing sunglasses
0(0.0%)
I don't have a penis in my life
1(20.0%)
I don't want a penis in my life
0(0.0%)
Mightier than the sword, Sean Connery
0(0.0%)
The perfect size for the G.I. Joe scuba suit
0(0.0%)

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