You crave to shoot like a film star…
Come in here: [deleted]
Every man wants it
Show your girl a huge explosion as I used to do
Let’s make our ejaculation like steel
Enjoy multi-orgasms using this powerful thing
An apple a day keeps the doctor at bay
Hey baby, wanna come see a huge explosion? Here, have this apple first.
"...as I used to do..." until I blew my girlfriend up with an errant stick of dynamite.
Survey has shown that 76% of women, think there mans penis is to small.
Too small for what exactly? Coring apples? Teaching grammar?
On the penis in your life:
just fine thanks
dwarfs many trees
looks really weird wearing sunglasses
I don't have a penis in my life
I don't want a penis in my life
Mightier than the sword, Sean Connery
The perfect size for the G.I. Joe scuba suit