Tom Ramcigam (magicmarmot) wrote,
Tom Ramcigam
magicmarmot

This spam came in my folder, and I am intrigued. Phonetically it sounds Russian, but it could be any of a number of similar languages.

What gets me is that if it was intended for a Russian audience, why not write it in Cyrillic? And if it was intended for an English speaker, why the phonetic Russian?

I am mystified.

Zashchitu? Vo mne vdrug prosnulsia gnev. Pust im zajmutsia. Ot etoj mysli mne stalo Priamo-taki nehorosho. Sam on sprosit Onni Belt priamo tak i ne reshilsia bolno uzh Neprivetlivoj, mrachnoj ona vygliadela, kogda uhodila iz traktira po kakim-to Delam, a vot malcu, mozhet, chto i rasskazhet. Civilizaciia ottesnila etih zveriug v glub dremuchih lesov planety, no tak i Ne smogla unichtozhit polnostiu dazhe spustia tri stoletiia totalnogo Istrebleniia. Zatem ia medlenno spolz s sidenia i shagnul k Dverce, za kotoroj sidela Nori. Esli by ia ne spal. S nekotoryh por Etot metod vospitaniia neuchtivyh ili medlitelnyh stal ego izliublennym, i on Zloradno podumal, chto plemiannichka predupredit bylo nekomu. A esli by korotyshka nemnogo Sbavil temp, to bylo by prosto zamechatelno. Slovno Raspahnulas zamurovannaia dverka, vypustiv naruzhu nezhdannye, neproshenye, Nenuzhnye chuvstva, oh kakie nenuzhnye.

Prosto ne mog izbavitsia ot Etih myslej, prokruchivaiushchihsia v golove raz za razom, dovodiashchih do nervnogo Isstupleniia, do istericheskogo, bezumnogo smeha. S posechennymi V krov serymi licami, v pomiatyh, zapylennyh posle obvala dospehah ostatki Otriada dal-roktov, neotstupno sledovavshie za nim, po-prezhnemu vygliadeli grozno i Nastroeny byli reshitelno. Ostavshijsia kosach slovno sam prygnul emu v pravuiu ruku, i Gront popiatilsia Nazad, v uste rasseliny, pod prikrytie kamennyh sten, gde vsadniki ego dostat Ne mogli. Neozhidanno dlia sebia ia sprosil ne to, o chem namerevalsia: Esli by ty znal, chto liuboe tvoe zhelanie mozhet sejchas ispolnitsia, chto By ty pozhelal? Umeret zdorovym, bez lishnih razdumij i utochnenij otvetil sheltianin. Golova u nego ne v poriadke. Mog vmeste s nim takim zhe manerom otpravitsia k eshche ne Vidimomu v vodnoj dali beregu. Itak, ia ochutilsia v zapadne, v polnoj vlasti dvuh merzavcev, vpolne stoiashchih Drug druga. Mozhno skazat, zdes ih dushi, i moia sobstvennaia dusha sviazana S nimi nerazryvnymi uzami. Nkot nichego obiasniat ne stal, posle nochnogo predstavleniia on Voobshche byl predelno lakonichen i otkryval rot tolko dlia dachi kakih-libo Rasporiazhenij. V tot zhe mig Ruka vdrug slilas s Klinkom v odno celoe i vokrug chto-to neulovimo Izmenilos.
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