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This is fun

Stolen from croonerboy

Very short stories

Cat peed in my shoes: catapult.

I used to have more hair.

I wonder what's behind this door...

"He said don't push the button."

For sale: one slightly used gun.

Schrödinger: Cat dead. Box needed holes.

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mag_anghusa
Oct. 26th, 2006 12:51 pm (UTC)
"What's this switch for?" Jesus asked.
avindair
Oct. 26th, 2006 05:07 pm (UTC)
I could do this all day...

Drat! The temporal fudge gun misfired.

“Why’s my zipper sticky?” John wondered.

“Peel my poodle? Why?” asked Ginger.

The nuts burned. The squirrels danced.

Terrorist squirrels. Want nuts. Surrender now.

“Wait. That boot…” Mr. Crocodile began.

Little Cindy thought brains were squishy.

Salt. The slug shuddered. Oy.
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