1. Egg Nog or Hot Chocolate?
I'll say hot chocolate with peppermint schnapps.
2. Does Santa wrap presents or just set them under the tree?
Santa's a wrapper.
3. Colored lights on tree/house or white?
Colored. Though I think they prefer "differently spectrumed".
4. Do you hang a mistletoe?
I don't believe in capital punishment.
5. When do you put your decorations up?
Depends. I haven't really decorated for a while.
6. What is your favorite holiday dish?
The one with the chocolate on it.
7. Favorite Holiday memory as a child?
I've blanked out most of my childhood holiday memories.
8. When and how did you learn the truth about Santa?
That he was a pedophile? I suppose I always suspected it when I heard about the "elves".
9. Do you open a gift on Christmas Eve?
Depends on if there are gifts.
10. How do you decorate your Christmas tree?
Blondes first, then brunettes. Redheads on top.
11. Snow - love it or hate?
Hate to shovel it.
12. Can you ice skate?
I used to be able to.
13. Do you remember your favorite gift?
14. What's the most exciting thing about the Holidays for you?
Maybe the lights.
15. What is your favorite holiday Dessert?
16. What is your favorite holiday tradition?
I don't really have any. Maybe I should start one. Probably involving booze and sex.
17. What tops your tree?
That assumes my tree is a bottom.
18. Which do you prefer giving or receiving?
19. What is your favorite Christmas song?
"I saw mommy grilling Santa Claus"
20. Candy canes?
Of course she does.