Tom Ramcigam (magicmarmot) wrote,
Tom Ramcigam

There was once a comedian that was doing a show on A&E-- this was back in the heyday of standup before it got ubiquitous and trite-- that had a line that I remember:

"it feels like blindfolded people are bowling in my pelvis."

The reason that I remember it is that there was something that happened during his delivery of the line, and it came out as "blind, folded people", which pushed the statement so far into the theater of the absurd that it stuck in my mind like a javelin full of lactating midgets.

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