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Dec. 12th, 2006

There was once a comedian that was doing a show on A&E-- this was back in the heyday of standup before it got ubiquitous and trite-- that had a line that I remember:

"it feels like blindfolded people are bowling in my pelvis."

The reason that I remember it is that there was something that happened during his delivery of the line, and it came out as "blind, folded people", which pushed the statement so far into the theater of the absurd that it stuck in my mind like a javelin full of lactating midgets.

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kissmeimjewish
Dec. 12th, 2006 07:28 pm (UTC)
Sounds like something Cramp related lmao
avindair
Dec. 12th, 2006 09:23 pm (UTC)
"I'm so uncomfortable."

"Same here."

"And could you, um, move the twins? I think they're knocking against my chin there."

"You think?"

"Well, I'm not sure."

"How can you not be sure?"

"Hello, blind?"

"Well, so am I."

(Beat then)

"Oh, god, you just farted in my ear."

"Really? Then those are my twins."

magicmarmot
Dec. 12th, 2006 10:44 pm (UTC)
God, that's funnier in braille.
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