Dog Haiku
Many butts-I celebrate
By licking your face.
My human is home!
I am so ecstatic I have
Made a small puddle.
I hate my choke chain -
Look, world, they strangle me! Ack
Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack!
My human is home!
I am so ecstatic I have
Made a small puddle.
I hate my choke chain -
Look, world, they strangle me! Ack
Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack!
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I've been up since 8:00 or so Monday morning. Since then, I've managed to drink a gallon and a half of lemonade, a half gallon of tea, and about a…