1. What time is it? 5:34 PM
2. Your name as it appears on your birth certificate: Robert John Withoff
3. Nicknames: Rob, Rob-bob, Lord Hedon, bunny (don't ask).
4. Parents names: Alfred and Nellie.
5. Number of candles that appeared on you last birthday cake: Go for 40.
6. Date that you regularly blow them out: April 28
7. Pets: Sadie, Poose, Micha, Dorky (dog, cat cat cat)
8. Eye color: greenish
9. Hair-color: Distinguished
10. Pierced ears: not no more.
11. Tattoos: Nope.
12. Favorite color: Cobalt blue
13. Hometown: Highway 2
14. Current residence: Chateau Marmot.
15. Favorite food: Really good steak.
16. Been toilet papering?: Just my ass.
17. Been to Africa: No.
18. Love somebody so much it made you cry: Yes
19. Been in a car accident: Yes.
20. Favorite piece of furniture: Bed.
21. Sprite or 7up: Diet 7-up when I'm sick.
22. Favorite movie: Too many to list.
23. Favorite holiday: Halloween.
24. Favorite day of the week: Friday.
25. Favorite word or phrase: Fuck me. (It's so versatile.)
26. Favorite candy: Chocolate.
27. Favorite restaurant: Tough call. Probably Saigon Uptown.
29. Favorite drink: Diet Coke.
30. Favorite sport to watch: Nude Jell-O wrestling.
31. Favorite type of ice-cream: Changes. Usually chocolate or real fruit.
32. Favorite sesame street character: What's Sesame Street?
33. Disney or Warner Brothers: Warner Brothers.
34: Batman or Superman: Batman.
35. Favorite fast food restaurant: Whatever is handy and has a 99 cent menu.
36. When was your last hospital visit: Knee surgery in college. Or visiting Barb's Mom.
37. What color is your bedroom carpet: Hardwood floor.
38. How many times did you fail your driver's test: Zero.
39. Who is the last person you got e-mail from before this: Stone Soup Films list.
40. Do you have a criminal record: Yes.
41. Which single store would you choose to max out your credit card: None. Credit cards are the devil.
42. What do you do most often when you are bored: Memes. Surfing. Thinking.
43. Computer games?: No. Weird, huh? Maybe an occasional poker game.
44. Name the person you are friends with that lives the furthest: Xam'pring from Estricon-7. She's hot!
45. Most annoying thing people ask me: "Can I interest you in..."
46. Biggest vice: All of them are pretty much gone now.
47. Worst movie ever: Currently "Stakes".
48. What time is bedtime: When I go to bed.
51. Last person you went out to dinner with: Barb.
52. Favorite all-time TV series: Changes. Probably "Six Feet Under" or "The Sopranos".