2.) There is no number two.
3.) Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal?
Not very often.
4.) Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex?
5.) Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings?
6.) Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower?
7.) Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot?
8.) How old do you look?
9.) How old do you act?
Whatever is needed.
10.) What's the last song you sang?
Christmas carols in the voice of Sean Connery.
11.) Have you recently become a member of anything?
12.) What are your plans for the weekend?
No plan yet.
13.) Do you kiss with your eyes opened or closed?
14.) Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull?
No, but I once spanked a mechanical sheep.
15.) Do you ever intentionally vomit after eating?
16.) If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be?
17.) Have you ever called anyone a slut?
18.) Have you ever been called a slut?
Yes, though not seriously. At least I don't think so.
19.) Have you ever smuggled something into a country?
I have a small truck up my ass right now!
20.) Does playing a guitar make someone more attractive?
Wow. All things considered, yes.
21.) Do you live in a city with a good sports team?
22.) Have you ever finished off the popcorn?
Yes. Am I not supposed to?
23.) How many people do you think would come to your funeral?
24.) How many of them would come just to make sure you're dead?
25.) Do you have more enemies or more friends?
26.) Have you ever sent an anonymous letter?
Yes. Did you get it?
27.) Can you fix your own car?
For the most part, yes.
28.) Have you ever turned someone down for a date?
I don't remember doing it.
29.) Are you smarter than your friends?
In some areas, probably. It's not sometrhing I really keep track of.
30.) Have you ever stolen anything from your friends?
No. I only steal from enemies...
31.) Have you ever been to jail?
32.) Have you ever been in prison?
33.) Do you like the smell of beer?
Depends on the beer.
34.) Have you ever died or killed someone in a dream?
35.) Have you ever given to charity?
36.) Would you kill a dog for $1000?
Under most circumstances, no.
37.) Do you sometimes get depressed?
38.) Do you live with your parents?
Not any more.
39.) Do you have plans for your future?
TWOS OF EVERY KIND
Two Names You Go By Other Than Your Real Name:
Two Parts of Your Heritage:
Two Things That Scare You:
emotions, giant wasps
Two of Your Everyday Essentials:
Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
Two Things You Want in a Relationship other than Real Love:
great sex, lotsa money
Two Things that Appeal to You In a Guy/Girl:
Two of Your Favorite Hobbies:
making movies, watching movies
Two Things You Want Really Badly:
HVX-200, hot tub
Two Places You Want to go on Vacation:
Two Things You Want to Do Before You Die:
find the source of immortality, Milla Jovovich
Two Things You Are Thinking About Now:
Milla Jovovich, potatoes
Two Stores You Shop At:
Menards, Home Depot
Two people I haven't talked to in a while:
Two favorite animals:
Two Reasons you're doing this survey:
To get more hot chicks, better than pooping
How many pairs of jeans do you own?
How many are designer?
What color do you wear most often?
Least favorite thing in the world?
Last song heard on the radio?
What's for dinner tonight?
Are you happy with your life right now?
Meh. It couls be better.
Tell me a secret about one of your siblings:
I don't know any secrets about my siblings.
Who did you last call on your phone?
Q: How many beds did you lay in yesterday?
Q: What color shirt are you wearing?
Q: Name one thing that you do everyday?
Q: What is the color of your bedroom walls?
Q: How much cash do you have on you right now?
A: maybe ten bucks
Q: Whats your favorite sport?
A: naked Jell-O wrestling
Q: I cant wait till..?
A: I get a real garage
Q: When was the last time you saw your dad?
A: when he was alive, or just recently dead.
Q: Who got you to join myspace?
A: Jehovah's Witnesses.
Q: What did you have for dinner last night?
A: Hamburger Steak dinner from Curran's.
Q: Is Tom on your friends list?
A: On MySpace, yes.
Q: Look to your left. Whats there?
Q: Whats the last piece of clothing you borrowed from someone?
A: A towel, because I was wet and my clothes were in the laundry.
Q: What website do you visit the most?
A: Yahoo mail
Q: Do you have plants in your room?
A: Not live ones.
Q: Does anything hurt on your body right now?
Q: What city was your last taxicab ride in?
Q: Do you own a picture phone?
Q: Whats your favorite starbucks drink?
A: I feel like busting up a Starbucks
Q: Recent time you were really upset?
A: When the saw was stolen.
Rule #1: You can only say Yes or No
Rule #2: You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks!
Q: Kissed someone on your friends list?
Q: Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back?
Q: Been arrested?
Q: Kissed someone you didn't like?
Q: Slept in until 5 PM?
Q: Held a snake?
Q: Been suspended from school?
Q: Been fired from a job?
Q: Sang karaoke?
Q: Done something you told yourself you wouldn't?
Q: Laughed until you started crying?
Q: Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
Q: Kissed in the rain?
Q: Sang in the shower?
Q: Sat on a roof top?
Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
Q: Broken a bone?
Q: Felt like killing someone?
Q: Cried over someone you loved?
Q: Shot a BBgun?
Q: Donated Blood?
Q: Still loved someone you knew you shouldn't?
L A S T S
1. You hung out with?
Artemis, avindair, g33kgoddess
2. Rode in a car with?
3. Went to the movies with?
Artemis (sensing a theme here?)
4. Went to the mall with?
5. You talked on the phone with?
6. Made you laugh?
7. Last person you told and/or they told you?
W O U L D . Y O U . R A T H E R.
1. pierce your nose or tongue?
2. Be serious or be funny?
4. Die in a fire or get shot?
5. Spend time with your parents or enemies?
Are my enemies hot naked chicks?
A N S W E R . T R U T H F U L L Y.
1. Do you like anyone?
2. Sun or moon?
Right now, sun would be warm.
3. Winter or Autumn?
4. left or right?
5. 10 acquaintances or two best friends?
6. Sunny or rain?
A B O U T . Y O U
1. First name?
2. Astrological sign?
3. Where do you wanna live?
Castle with a secret cave
4. How many kids do you want?
some number less than one
5. Do you want to get married?
Not really a desire to do it again
6. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
7. Have you ever eaten spam?
8. How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet?
10. Do you cook?
11. Current mood?
I N . T H E . L A S T . 48 H O U R S . H A V E . Y O U.
1. Been hugged?
2. Felt stupid?
3. Missed someone?
4. Danced Crazy?
5. Gotten your hair cut?
only within character
. ST U F F .
1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
2. Do you have a Dog?
3. When was the last time you went sledding?
when I was young
4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
5. Do you believe in ghosts?
6. Do you consider yourself creative?