Dragoste

Mid-February, the month of Pan or Faunus, the time of purification, the festival of Saint Valentine, usurped from Lupercalia where grown men would run naked in the streets beating appreciative women with thongs. As much fun as this sounds, I don't think it would survive very long in the subzero temperatures in which we wallow this day.

Now if you happen to be a hot geek babe who wants to get whapped with a purifying thong, then post a picture of your ass.


And this is why you should love me: