Discovered that it is extremely difficult to take a good picture of your own ass without specialty equipment. It is however incredibly easy to take a horrifying picture of your own ass. Several, in fact.
Some things were just not meant to be seen.
These five questions come from croonerboy:
1. Have you ever had or ever considered having sex with a man?
Aside from some childhood sexual abuse, no. The closest I've come was kissing motechristobo, but it's Monte so it doesn't really count-- he's just so kissable!
As to considered: In the context of an intellectual exercise, I have, but my heart isn't in it. The reality is the answer isn't that clean; for example, I am not turned on by gay porn at all, though actually I'm not turned on by most straight porn either.
We'll talk more.
2. What one thing about yourself would you change if you could?
My body. And I suppose technically I am changing it, but if I could snap my fingers and be all smooth and sexy, I'd be there in a shot.
Second thing would be to be about 20 years younger.
3. What is the meanest thing you have ever done to someone?
I once dumped a date during a dance. Long time ago, galaxy far far away (North Dakota). I was a pretty major shit. I think I got better.
4. What is your biggest turn on?
Passion, creativity, and talent. The mixture of those three together is like magic to me-- I regularly crush on singers that get into my heart, and I very much dig actors.
There are other things. Confidence is hugely sexy, but it needs more to catalyze. Smell: I have a friend who when I get close smells like cedar and musk. It's very faint, but it also makes me very animal. She loves to tease me, and I think we've reached equilibrium. Touch is good too.
5. What have you always wanted to do, but never tried?
Skydiving. Scuba diving. Milla Jovovich.