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Presentation went pretty well. Powerpoint paid off, there was impressiveness.

Discovered that it is extremely difficult to take a good picture of your own ass without specialty equipment. It is however incredibly easy to take a horrifying picture of your own ass. Several, in fact.

Some things were just not meant to be seen.

These five questions come from croonerboy:

1. Have you ever had or ever considered having sex with a man?
Aside from some childhood sexual abuse, no. The closest I've come was kissing motechristobo, but it's Monte so it doesn't really count-- he's just so kissable!
As to considered: In the context of an intellectual exercise, I have, but my heart isn't in it. The reality is the answer isn't that clean; for example, I am not turned on by gay porn at all, though actually I'm not turned on by most straight porn either.

We'll talk more.

2. What  one thing about yourself would you change if you could?
My body. And I suppose technically I am changing it, but if I could snap my fingers and be all smooth and sexy, I'd be there in a shot.
Second thing would be to be about 20 years younger.

3. What is the meanest thing you have ever done to someone?
I once dumped a date during a dance. Long time ago, galaxy far far away (North Dakota). I was a pretty major shit. I think I got better.

4. What is your biggest turn on?
Passion, creativity, and talent. The mixture of those three together is like magic to me-- I regularly crush on singers that get into my heart, and I very much dig actors.
There are other things. Confidence is hugely sexy, but it needs more to catalyze. Smell: I have a friend who when I get close smells like cedar and musk. It's very faint, but it also makes me very animal. She loves to tease me, and I think we've reached equilibrium. Touch is good too.

5. What have you always wanted to do, but never tried?
Skydiving. Scuba diving. Milla Jovovich.


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Feb. 22nd, 2007 08:54 pm (UTC)
Discovered that it is extremely difficult to take a good picture of your own ass without specialty equipment.

I said the same thing when I mentioned having ass-promoting pants... and then tried to take a picture with my cameraphone.
Feb. 22nd, 2007 09:01 pm (UTC)
But you also have a good ass.

I've got some structural integrity issues that I never really noticed before, not generally looking at my own ass. I think there's a Somali family that moved in there when I wasn't looking.
Feb. 22nd, 2007 09:12 pm (UTC)
My ass looks better in clothes than nekkid... that helps.

And my former coworker was Somali. He told me that they are a nomadic people who follow prosperity wherever it takes them.

That would mean you have a prosperous ass... or at least you have an ass of opportunity.
Feb. 22nd, 2007 09:50 pm (UTC)
Your butt looks damn fine nekkid.


My ass does have magical powers, but prosperity has never been among them. Or at least not in my experience. My ass has earned the name of "The Amazing Hypno-Butt" for its soporific quality when being rubbed.

And Ass of Opportunity sounds like something that I should fear if I ever pass out at a Fraternity of Questionable Sexual Orientation.
Feb. 23rd, 2007 12:38 am (UTC)
I can HEAR YOU!!
Feb. 23rd, 2007 04:53 am (UTC)
Re: haaay
And you have yet to rub my ass for any length of time.
Feb. 23rd, 2007 05:40 am (UTC)
Re: haaay
next time i see you...your ass is gonna get polished until it is smooth baby. :)
Mar. 1st, 2007 10:06 am (UTC)


*grins & giggles more*
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