This morning I stopped to get gas and washer fluid because I needed both. While I was puitting gas into the 'Sploder's tank, I decided to clean the rear windshield since the wiper blade is broken off. That's when I noticed that the washer nozzle for the rear windshield was broken off as well. There is now a hole at the top of the hatch with a tube sticking slightly out of it.
Just for fun, I pushed the button. Washer fluid shot straight out the back of the 'Sploder.
Part of me wants to fix this. But there is this other, more micschevous part that wants to fill the reservoir with some sort of icky inklike fluid so I can piss off tailgaters. Or possibly skunk juice.