I then proceeded to try and install the lights under the breezeway overhang.
Perhaps it's because they were made in China, but the lights ended up having the wrong size screws, and I didn't have any of the right size on hand, so I ended up just installing the junction boxes and wiring them. Sounds easy, but it was a pain in the ass, and I was up and down the damn ladder far too often. The lights also have these die-cast bases that had to be drilled for mounting.
Freakin' pissy.