Tom Ramcigam (magicmarmot) wrote,
Tom Ramcigam
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"Just because I'd lie next to you and masturbate while you're unconscious doesn't mean I want to go out with you."


Also file under Bad Pick-up Lines and Playing Hard-To-Get.

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