groggyGlobal Warming:
Is a scientific fact, and if you question it, you're a fool or a conservative stooge.
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Seems to be consistent with the evidence, but there is some room for questioning.
7(35.0%)
Is an unproven theory, as there is evidence both for and against it
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Is most likely a misrepresentation of completely natural phenomena, and something we can't do anything about
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Is a total fabrication, and if you believe it you are either a fool or a liberal wacko.
2(10.0%)
Global Worming:
Ha! Funny!
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Giant flea collar
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How dare you make fun of a serious world problem?
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Worms eat dead people
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My butt itches
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Notice how you never see Elmer Fudd and Daniel Boone together at the same time?
Now that you mention it, that is a little strange.
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Well of course not, they're actually the same person in different guises
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Conspiracy! Conspiracy!
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It's the Dutch, you know.
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You're really bored silly, aren't you?
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