Global Warming:
Is a scientific fact, and if you question it, you're a fool or a conservative stooge.
6(30.0%)
Seems to be consistent with the evidence, but there is some room for questioning.
7(35.0%)
Is an unproven theory, as there is evidence both for and against it
2(10.0%)
Is most likely a misrepresentation of completely natural phenomena, and something we can't do anything about
3(15.0%)
Is a total fabrication, and if you believe it you are either a fool or a liberal wacko.
2(10.0%)
Global Worming:
Ha! Funny!
6(27.3%)
Giant flea collar
4(18.2%)
How dare you make fun of a serious world problem?
1(4.5%)
Worms eat dead people
11(50.0%)
My butt itches
0(0.0%)
Notice how you never see Elmer Fudd and Daniel Boone together at the same time?
Now that you mention it, that is a little strange.
0(0.0%)
Well of course not, they're actually the same person in different guises
0(0.0%)
Conspiracy! Conspiracy!
2(8.7%)
It's the Dutch, you know.
9(39.1%)
You're really bored silly, aren't you?
12(52.2%)