Is a scientific fact, and if you question it, you're a fool or a conservative stooge.
Seems to be consistent with the evidence, but there is some room for questioning.
Is an unproven theory, as there is evidence both for and against it
Is most likely a misrepresentation of completely natural phenomena, and something we can't do anything about
Is a total fabrication, and if you believe it you are either a fool or a liberal wacko.
Giant flea collar
How dare you make fun of a serious world problem?
Worms eat dead people
My butt itches
Notice how you never see Elmer Fudd and Daniel Boone together at the same time?
Now that you mention it, that is a little strange.
Well of course not, they're actually the same person in different guises
It's the Dutch, you know.
You're really bored silly, aren't you?