Random day
I met her at a truck stop in September
I can still recall that burlap bra she wore
She was smellin' kind of funny near Poughkeepsie,
And I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor;
The judge declared I'd swear off booze forever;
She said to me man wasn't meant to fly;
But who'd have thought she'd black out with no clothes on;
She sent a hired thug to say goodbye.
http://www.outofservice.com/country/
Person 1: Knock Knock.
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Control freak.
Person 1: Now you say, "Control freak who?"
