1. Does someone love you?
So I've been told, yes.
2. Do you know anyone named Dave?
Yeah, a few guys.
3. Ever kissed anyone with the name starting with a J?
4. Has anyone ever mistaken you for a family member?
Of my family, or their family? Not that I can remember.
5. Have you ever tried Propel Calcium Water?
6. What color are the walls of your bedroom?
Let's say "peach".
7. Do you think that hair extensions look skanky?
8. Are you named after a grandparent?
10. Say you were given a drug test right now. Would you pass or fail?
Probably fail-- I didn't study for any test.
11. Are you taller than 5'6“?
13. Ever see a dead body?
Yes, but I currently don't have three of them buried under my basement floor.
14. Do you like the color green?
I used to, until that one fateful night.
16. How are you?
I am tasty.
17. Who was the last person to send you a text message?
19. Last restaurant you went to?
20. What is the weather like today?
Cold, mostly cloudy, windy.
21. Last voicemail you received?
Mom, canceling dinner tonight.
22. What did you do yesterday?
23. What's the first thing you would do with five million dollars?
Consult with a financial advisor.
24. What nationalities are you?
Dutch, German, English, Dalmatian.
25. How many hours did you sleep last night?
Probably 13 all told yesterday.
26. Any upcoming concerts you want to attend?
I don't have plans to.
27. Who's the last person that you felt was stalking you?
That I felt was stalking me?
28. Have you ever been on your school's track team?
29. What jewelry are you wearing?
None. It interferes with my secret power.
31. If all of your friends were going on a road trip, would you?
32. How much money do you have?
Difficult question. In my wallet, maybe 30 bucks. In the bank, more. Taking into account all of my debts vs. assets, I'm pretty much negative. More than none, less than I want.
33. Do you swear at your parents?
Not in earshot.
34. Is your phone right beside you?
Uh, yeah. Not my cell, my work phone.
35. Have you cried today?
Not yet. Why do you ask?
36. Do you think that someone is thinking about you right now?
37. Do you untie your shoes every time you take them off?
38. What is the color of your bedsheets?
Let's say Blue.
39. Have you ever crawled through a window?
40. Are you photogenic?
I can be.
41. What's your sign?
42. Where do you spend most of your money?
Big Broken Box™
43. What was the last thing you did?
Typed this answer.
44. Do you have a tattoo?
Not any visible ones.
45. Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday mornings?
Not really. I'd rather sleep.
46. Is there a secret you've never told any of your friends?
47. Have you ever told someone you loved them but didn't mean it?
Yes, but only to manipulate them for my own personal gain.
48. Have you ever changed your clothes while in a vehicle?
Yes. Now as me if I've ever changed somebody else's clothes.
49. What are you doing in 2008?
I'm sorry, I have plans for that year. Maybe 2009?
50. What is your ringtone?
51. What were you doing at 2am last night?
Technically, 2AM is morning. And sleeping.
52. What is the last movie you watched?
53. What are you doing tonight?
Work on house.
54. What are you doing tomorrow?
Work on house.
57. Does it annoy you when someone says they'll call but never do?
Work on house.
58. What did you dress up as for your first Halloween?
Mom and Dad dressed me up as a "Black Ghost" and reminded me that the other trick-or-treaters on the sidewalk probably wouldn't be able to see me, so I should walk in the street to avoid them.
59. What is the wallpaper on your cellphone?
I don't have wallpaper, I painted.