On the twelfth day of Christmas,
magicmarmot sent to me...

Twelve sexworkers fucking
Eleven skulls fucking
Ten eyeballs a-fucking
Nine fuckers casting
Eight teledildonics a-fucking
Seven cunnilingus a-licking (fuck)
Six movies fucking
Five fucking fucks
Four fucking fuckers
Three fucking fucks
Two fucked up relationships
...and a fucker in a fucking fuckaree.