Tom Ramcigam (magicmarmot) wrote,
Tom Ramcigam
magicmarmot

If I have to explain it...

On the twelfth day of Christmas, magicmarmot sent to me...
Twelve sexworkers fucking
Eleven skulls fucking
Ten eyeballs a-fucking
Nine fuckers casting
Eight teledildonics a-fucking
Seven cunnilingus a-licking (fuck)
Six movies fucking
Five fucking fucks
Four fucking fuckers
Three fucking fucks
Two fucked up relationships
...and a fucker in a fucking fuckaree.
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