I have no time to plow the driveway and sidewalk. I won't have time to plow the driveway and sidewalk until tomorrow night after work at the earliest, unless I want to be running the snowblower between 11:00 and midnight, which would likely piss off the neighbors.
I'm not off book. We are performing tomorrow morning earlier than God.
I broke a windshield wiper blade on the 'Sploder tonight.
I'm really REALLY cranky right now, and likely to take it out on the next people I see.