Fell in love? If we count what I thought was love? 19.
Got a MySpace account? 44.
Got drunk? 18.
Smoked weed? 18.
Got french kissed? 16.
Went to the hospital for surgery? 22.
Got your heart broken badly? 19.
Lost a pet? 9.
Got arrested? 21.
Smoked a cigarette? 18.
Broken a bone? 9.
Went to a concert? 21.
Got your own cell phone? 42.
Got a speeding ticket? 16.
Ran away? From home? Never. I got kicked out a time or two.
Snuck out of the house? Never. If I got caught it would have been really baaaad.
Pierced other than your ears? Intentionally? never.
Got a tattoo? Intentionally? Never. I do have an alien abduction scar though.
Bought porn? Hmm... 18.
Totaled a car? My own? Never.
Moved out of your parents house? 18, and again at 28.
Had a kid? 25. Wait, you mean like a son or daughter? then never.
Got married? 27.
How old are you now? 45. Works every time.
Extra points if you get that reference.
