My Fortune Cookie told me: Pencil sharpeners or playing cards, it's all the same when the trout has your balls. Get a cookie from Miss Fortune

On Thurday the 25th, you will attract a maniacal groupie.

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

The cherry pies will have their revenge.

Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree.

You have forgotten something very, very important.

You need... a shrubbery.

BAD WOLF.