| My Fortune Cookie told me: |
Pencil sharpeners or playing cards, it's all the same when the trout has your balls.
Get a cookie from Miss Fortune
On Thurday the 25th, you will attract a maniacal groupie.
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
The cherry pies will have their revenge.
Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree.
You have forgotten something very, very important.
You need... a shrubbery.