But for some reason, Wendy's doesn't always see fit to put native-English speaking people on the intercom.
DT: "Welcome to Wendys would you like to try a Baconator Supreme?"
Me: "No, thanks, I'd like a small chili and a baked potato."
DT: "Hassle monkey garbage nuts cheese pillow chili?"
Me: "Uh, no thanks."
DT: "Willoughby anything else?"
Me: "Yeah, a side of mandarin oranges."
DT: "Quaffle bugbear radical infanticide?"
Me: "I'm sorry, could you say that again?"
DT: "Cup sponge nancy craft flow poodle sponge nuts?"
Me: "... One more time please?"
DT: "Chunky guts northern potassium flake nostril kumquat splay?"
Me: "Mandarin oranges."
DT: "Ladder be five sporky noon. Please wine your head."
