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Mar. 11th, 2008

Lunch today is Wendy's chili and a baked potato. Prolly three meals in that combo, but it doesn't involve puking, and that's a real plus.

But for some reason, Wendy's doesn't always see fit to put native-English speaking people on the intercom.

DT: "Welcome to Wendys would you like to try a Baconator Supreme?"

Me: "No, thanks, I'd like a small chili and a baked potato."

DT: "Hassle monkey garbage nuts cheese pillow chili?"

Me: "Uh, no thanks."

DT: "Willoughby anything else?"

Me: "Yeah, a side of mandarin oranges."

DT: "Quaffle bugbear radical infanticide?"

Me: "I'm sorry, could you say that again?"

DT: "Cup sponge nancy craft flow poodle sponge nuts?"

Me: "... One more time please?"

DT: "Chunky guts northern potassium flake nostril kumquat splay?"

Me: "Mandarin oranges."

DT: "Ladder be five sporky noon. Please wine your head."

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molasses
Mar. 11th, 2008 06:06 pm (UTC)
ha
madcap23
Mar. 11th, 2008 06:12 pm (UTC)
Love it! Made me laugh and I needed that.
ignusfaatus
Mar. 11th, 2008 06:39 pm (UTC)
happy
g33kgoddess
Mar. 11th, 2008 07:04 pm (UTC)
I especially like the ones who try to eat the microphone at the same time. Sounds like Charlie Brown's parents going through a wind tunnel.
avindair
Mar. 11th, 2008 08:11 pm (UTC)
You can make it through a chili and baked potato? Wow!

These days, even I feel like that's a lot of food!
magicmarmot
Mar. 11th, 2008 09:33 pm (UTC)
No. A small chili and baked potato is about four meals. It's just that they don't have a half a potato or half a small chili.
Leftovers are fine.
sybildiscontent
Mar. 12th, 2008 12:48 am (UTC)
kay, THAT was funny!

magicmarmot
Mar. 12th, 2008 03:01 am (UTC)
I am a funny funny man.
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