1. If I look in your glove box, what will I find?
The ears of the last person who looked in my glovebox without asking.
2. What jewelery are you wearing?
Nothing stolen. Really. Nopenopenope.
3. What is something your friends make fun of you for?
My friends don't make fun of me. At least not twice.
4. When was the last time you saw the second person on your Friends List?
Wow... Either Omegacon or CONvergence, I think.
5. What is in your pocket right now?
Sorry, no pockets right now.
6. Where was your default picture taken?
7. A guy hits on you by saying: "how do you like your eggs in the morning" you say?
"Served by a hot nekkid chick".
8. Who do you know that is in jail?
Currently? Um, well, let's say G-man.
9. What was for breakfast this morning?
10. Something irritating about your living situation.
The maid sucks.
11. Where are you right now?
12. Worst fear?
13. Ever been flogged?
Not that I remember.
14. Like to get dirty?
Sometimes. Not usually.
15. What was the most interesting thing that happened today?
I figured out how to determine when a DC motor has stalled from overload.
16. Your current relationship status?
17. When was the last time you got blood taken and why?
Hospital. Blood tests.
18. Of your friends, who has the best boobs?
I don't know. I haven't seen all of my friend's boobs. Or felt them, since I go by texture.
19. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Wrapping up a zip file.
20. Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex?
I have many friends of the opposite sex. Some more opposite than others.
21. Where were you 3 hours ago?
22. What’s for dinner tonight?
23. What makes you cringe?
Being embarrased for someone else.
24. What was the highlight of your week?
So far? Last night's dream.
25. Taken any medicine lately and for what?
Uh, yeah. Bunches.
26. Would you rather have straws for legs or slinkies for arms?
27. Of your friends, whose car do you want?
The cool expensive one.
28. What is the last issue you thought about?
Stealing a friend's car.
29. Are you spoiled?
30. Do you fake bake?
No, I real bake. Or like tonight, I microwave.
31. What was the first thing you thought when you woke up?
Where did she go?
32. Something you dream about most of the time?
33. When was the last time you hysterically cried?
Hysterically? I don't remember.
34. Was anyone with you?
I didn't do it nobody saw me you can't prove anything
35. What was the last thing you got in the mail?
Probably mail. Bills.
Nope, it's still today.
37. What do you sleep with every night?
WHAT do I sleep with every night? Pillows, blankets, a CPAP machine...
38. Have you met anyone new in the past 24 hours?
39. Who did you kiss last?
Artemis, I think.
40. What are you doing after this?
Detailing some code.
41. The person you like is on the phone for 5 seconds, what do you say to him/her?
Come do me now.
42. What will you be doing at 8pm tomorrow?
Probably fucking around on the computer.
43. What are you saving your money up for right now?
The Big Broken Box™.