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Mar. 25th, 2008

Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

Mila Kunis as an extroverted tropical hotel worker that finds a guy who is devastated by the loss of his girlfriend, particularly when she shows up at the same hotel with her new boyfriend, pulls him out of his shell with her fantastic charm, and turns out to be a much more fantastic woman than the girlfriend who dumped his ass.

Yeah. Right.

Guys: acting like a pathetic baby and whining your ass off and being scared will not endear you to attractive twentysomething hot babes no matter how extroverted they are.

Also, Mila Kunis will not do you.

She wants me.



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Mar. 26th, 2008 03:30 am (UTC)
Actually showing emotional vulnerability to a woman can be a turn on for some women. Even if a guy sees it as whining. That does not mean they'll want to sleep with the guy. But it'll probably bring out the "mom" in the woman, or at the least, a "sisterly" feeling of caring towards the guy.
Mar. 26th, 2008 03:31 am (UTC)
p.s. I have no idea who this "hot" Mila Kunis is. Nor do I especially care.
Mar. 26th, 2008 03:44 am (UTC)
She's moved into the upper fringes of my celebrity fantasy ToDo list, bumping off Milla Jovovich since she went and had herself a baby and all.

Mar. 27th, 2008 04:49 am (UTC)
That's the girl from That 70's Show, ain't it?
Personally I don't think she's that hot. :/
Mar. 27th, 2008 07:22 am (UTC)
I'm very much not into the character that she plays, but as an actress, I'm impressed by the other stuff she does, like the voice of Meg on Family Guy, and the stuff on Robot Chicken.

And I do like the dark hair/fair skin thing.
Mar. 26th, 2008 03:40 am (UTC)
Gotta tell ya, I really don't see Mila Kunis as a mother figure. Or even a sister. I see her giving me a really, really good lap dance.

Emotional vulnerability is something best reserved for sometime later after you get to know a woman. Or if you're gay. Or don't want to get laid ever.
Mar. 26th, 2008 03:30 am (UTC)
Oh please. That plot sounds like so juvenile.
Mar. 26th, 2008 04:43 am (UTC)
Well, it's done by the same folks that did "40 Year Old Virgin", and I did like that.

It does sound pretty non-deep in the plot department.

But Mila Kunis in swimwear is something I could watch a lot.

Seems like DVD time.
Mar. 26th, 2008 04:14 am (UTC)
My favorite new quote from CSI:

Greg. Yeah, the goth-thing was just an act. Chicks dug it.
Nick: How does that work?
Greg: You act depressed to get chicks - you get depressed chicks.

Mila doesn't strike me as someone who would be cast as a depressed chick.
Mar. 26th, 2008 04:41 am (UTC)
I agree. Something that I find really cool is how many voices she does (Family Guy, Robot Chicken, etc.).
Mar. 26th, 2008 04:01 pm (UTC)
Some women dig wimpy mama's boys with no coping skills or ambition.

I'm not one of them.

Oh sure, I'll make an effort to draw out someone... once. If it doesn't work, then I don't consider it my job to force that person to enjoy life.
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