Thanks to autodidactic.
1.) Not everyone has to like me. I'm an acquired taste, like Irish wine or stinky foot cheese. I don't try to make everyone like me, and I don't particularly care unless I discover that people who haven't ever met me have made judgements about me based on gossip.
Really, my life isn't gossip-worthy.
2.) Some people attribute things to me that are not mine. Usually this is some sort of reflection of something that they don't like about themselves.
3.) I am very WYSIWYG. This is not the norm, at least for here. If I have motives, you will be able to know what they are right up front, I don't hide them. If you suspect I'm hiding something, see #2 above.
4.) Sometimes I smell funny.
5.) My interests don't coincide with a whole lot of people, at least among the social group I hang out with.
6.) I live in a Big Broken Box™. People don't want to see a work in progress, they want to see a finished product. I ain't finished yet.
7.) I'm too nice. Bleah.
8.) I have no mystery.
9.) I'm not into BDSM, I'm not into polyfuckery (vs. polyamory, I make the distinction), and I'm really attracted to women who have brains and personality over big tits. A nice ass doesn't hurt (unless you get hit with it really really hard).
10.) Some people are just assholes.