Tom Ramcigam (magicmarmot) wrote,
Tom Ramcigam
magicmarmot

1. A body of water, smaller than a river, contained within relatively narrow banks.

A getaway pond

2. What the thing you push around the grocery store is called.

meek employee

3. A metal container to carry a meal in.

safe

4. The thing that you cook bacon and eggs in.

kitchen

5. The piece of furniture that seats three people.

upside-down three-legged stool

6. The device on the outside of the house that carries rain off the roof.

unfortunate gardner

7. The covered area outside a house where people sit in the evening.

tent

8. Carbonated, sweetened, non-alcoholic beverage.

flat beer with maple syrup

9. A flat, round breakfast food served with syrup.

flat beer

10. A long sandwich designed to be a whole meal in itself.

Seven-courser

11. The piece of clothing worn by men at the beach.

Potato pouch

12. Shoes worn for sports.

sport shoes

13. Putting a room in order.

against my nature

14. A flying insect that glows in the dark.

A bee painted with glow-in-the-dark paint

15. The little insect that curls up into a ball.

Most of 'em if you spray 'em with acid

16. The children's playground equipment where one kid sits on one side and goes up while the other sits on the other side and goes down.

Trebuchet

17. How do you eat your pizza?

put it in my mouth, chew, swallow.

18. What's it called when private citizens put up signs and sell their used stuff?

indecent

19. What's the evening meal?

Tonight, probably more cottage cheese

20. The thing under a house where the furnace and perhaps a rec room are?

catacombs

21. What do you call the thing that you can get water out of to drink in public places?

convenience store cooler

22: If something is diagonally located, where is it in relation to you?

over there

23. What do you call the place where the water comes out of the sink?

wet

24: What do you call a public building for relieving one's self?

apartment stairway

25: How many beers come in a case?

None of them

26: what do you call an outdoor group of separate commercial stores that are all connected and share a common parking lot?

grotesque

27: what do you call A knitted hat designed to keep your head warm in winter?

Barry


1. A body of water, smaller than a river, contained within relatively narrow banks.

creek

2. What the thing you push around the grocery store is called.

shopping cart

3. A metal container to carry a meal in.

Lunchbox

4. The thing that you cook bacon and eggs in.

Frying Pan

5. The piece of furniture that seats three people.

Couch

6. The device on the outside of the house that carries rain off the roof.

gutter

7. The covered area outside a house where people sit in the evening.

Porch

8. Carbonated, sweetened, non-alcoholic beverage.

Pop

9. A flat, round breakfast food served with syrup.

Pancakes

10. A long sandwich designed to be a whole meal in itself.

Sub

11. The piece of clothing worn by men at the beach.

Bathing suit

12. Shoes worn for sports.

tennis shoes

13. Putting a room in order.

cleaning

14. A flying insect that glows in the dark.

Firefly

15. The little insect that curls up into a ball.

pill bug

16. The children's playground equipment where one kid sits on one side and goes up while the other sits on the other side and goes down.

teeter-totter

17. How do you eat your pizza?

I don't eat pizza anymore. If I do, I pick stuff off of the top.

18. What's it called when private citizens put up signs and sell their used stuff?

garage sale

19. What's the evening meal?

Dinner

20. The thing under a house where the furnace and perhaps a rec room are?

basement

21. What do you call the thing that you can get water out of to drink in public places?

drinking fountain

22: If something is diagonally located, where is it in relation to you?

kitty-corner

23. What do you call the place where the water comes out of the sink?

faucet

24: What do you call a public building for relieving one's self?

Bathroom

25: How many beers come in a case?

26: what do you call an outdoor group of separate commercial stores that are all connected and share a common parking lot?

strip mall

27: what do you call A knitted hat designed to keep your head warm in winter?

a hat
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